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Post by Insane Burtonite on Dec 9, 2005 17:19:01 GMT -5
Everyone was running and running, really going nowhere in particular, while thousands of UFO's with little weird looking aliens who had lazer guns which zapped people and disintegrated them. (Coinkedink? I think not.)
Suddenly, Johnny stopped and gasped, "Stop...you guys..." Danny jumped around and said, "No! We can't they're going to kill us, Johnny, come on! I promise, I'll play for you a little music later if you come..."
Johnny gasped and wheezed and said, "No, it's not that...I...can't...keep...running..."
"I TOLD YOU TO QUIT SMOKING!!" yelled Allie, who then, with a WHOOSH of mighty superhuman strength, picked up Johnny and tossed him over her back. "WE CAN'T DIE JUST YET!!"
"So when do you propose we die?" Asked Tim, quite stupidly, and so Claire slapped him again and tossed him on her back, also, with a WHOOSH of mighty superhuman strength.
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Dec 11, 2005 16:11:38 GMT -5
With johnny on the back of Allie, and Tim on the back of Claire, they ran about with no particular destination.
"OMG! THIS IS THE END"! THey screamed as a giant UFO descended on top of them......
"AAAAAND CUT"! Steven Spielberg yelled, cutting the scene.
"Wow, this movie is coming on great", Tim, Johnny, Allie, Claire and Danny ethused, going back to their trailers.
"See you for the next scene". they all said, entering their trailers as yet another scene for steven spielbergs new movie War Of The Worlds 2 wrapped up.
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Dec 15, 2005 20:58:27 GMT -5
Allie and Claire shared a trailor, because they weren't as insanely rich or talented as the other three, who afforded mansion-sized trailors. Inside of their little trailor, Claire moaned and groaned. "AGH my aching back! Tim is a heavy one, he is. After 57 days of shooting that scene (because he kept falling off), I think I've had it. This had better been the last take!" "Oh, quit complaining," said Allie, "he's not that heavy. Suck it up! At least you didn't have to fall headfirst into a cake 169 times!!!" Claire huffed. "You know what?" Allie continued, "next time we decide to do a movie, how about NOT Speilburg. Unless it's like, Jaws 3 or something." "Good idea." -- Meanwhile, Johnny sat in his mansion-like trailor quite bored. So he phoned Tim. "Tim?" "Who's there?" "Uh...orange!" "Orange..." Tim searched his memory."Orange who?" "ORANGE YA GONNA LET ME IN?!?" *chuckles giddily like a little schoolgirl* Tim:  |
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Dec 15, 2005 21:26:16 GMT -5
Tim was not impressed. "That joke isn't funny Johnny. You say it everytime you call me", he said rolling his eyes. Johnny's eyes filled with tears and Tim heard him begin to sniffle on the other end.
"Oh Johnny don't start,"
"You hurt my feelings Tim..." Johnny said sadly.
"Look, i've got a proposition for you"! Tim said.
"Proposition"?? Johnny said, quirking up.
"How would you like to star in my new movie"??
"HELL YEAH"! Johnny said enthusiastically.
"And I was thinking of asking Allie and Claire to star in it too"
"HELL YEAH"! Johnny said.
Tim could hear he was jumping around on the other end.
"Call me back later though Tim ok, I gotta go buy some socks" He hung up.
Tim: o__0
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Dec 20, 2005 19:01:21 GMT -5
"OH MY GOD...IT'S ANGORA. Uh, Excuse me ma'am? Are these socks actually...ANGORA?!"
"Um, yes, they are."
"Are you...sure?!"
"Yes, sir. Would you like to purchase a pair?"
"Can I try them on first?"
"Uh, sure...I don't see why not..."
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"TIMOTHY WILLIAM BURTON!!" screamed Steven Speilburg.
"How in the WORLD do you know my full name?!?" inquired Tim.
"I read it on a fansite. Now, I called you here FEROCIOUSLY to ask you where in God's name Mr. Depp is!! We're starting shooting in about..." He looked at his watch. "FIVE MINUTES!"
"Well, sir, he said he went to go buy socks, and he hasn't returned yet...so that only means one thing," Tim replied most calmly.
"WHAT DOES IT MEAN???" shouted Speilburg, most dramatically.
"Angora."
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Dec 20, 2005 19:45:34 GMT -5
Authors Note: Allie... that post.... LMFAO!
Johnny walked along with a grin on his face.
He had just bought some angora socks, and boy did they feel good!
"Excuse me ma'am," he said, stopping an old lady.
"Would you like to see my socks"? He said it with an air of suavity and confidence.
"Um..." she began.
He pulled up his trouser leg.
"That's angora lady. Touch it"
"Um.. I"..
"Touch it"! he demanded.
Just then Danny pulled up in a car beside him.
"Dan man"! Johnny shouted running over.
"Johnny, get in the car. You're holding up the movie! Spielberg called you an ignorant fool"!
Johnny was shocked.
"Well"! he said. "I'm coming with you! I'll show HIM who's an ignorant fool"
He hopped in the car, leaving a very relieved old lady behind.
"Hey Danny"? He said to Danny, who was concentrating on the road.
"What"? Danny said, eyes fixed on the road.
"Wanna feel my socks"?
"Huh"?! Danny said confused.
Johnny whipped out his angora socks from a bag.
"Feel 'em".
"Johnny I'm trying to concentrate on the road"! Danny said angrily.
"FEEL THE SOCKS"! Johnny exclaimed, angrily. putting the socks in his face.
"Agh"! Danny screamed, as the car skidded out of control.
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Dec 24, 2005 13:43:38 GMT -5
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Johnny, jumping into Danny's lap and clinging onto him for dear life.
"I CAN'T SEE THE ROAD WHICH I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON SO HEAVILY FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES, YOU NUMBSKULL! GET OFF ME!"
The car swerved and zoomed and sped and went in pretty little cirlces, all the while, two grown men inside of it screaming at eachother.
"CRASH!!!!!!!" said the car, crashing into something that was unseen by neither Danny nor Johnny.
"Nutcrackers." said Danny, his face still covered by Johnny, who finally decided to let go and return to his seat.
"Oh...my...god." said Danny and Johnny simultaneously.
They looked out of the cracked and broken windshield, and saw....
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