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Post by Insane Burtonite on Nov 12, 2005 12:53:24 GMT -5
Claire couldn't exactly say anything in her defense, because she was laughing so hard at Tim, who was sprawled across the floor unconcsious. Allie pulled a strait jacket out of nowhere and strapped it on Claire, and then threw her onto a big white van marked "MENTAL INSTITUTION VAN" in bright red letters on the side, and it sped away down the road. Johnny, Vanessa, and Helena blinked, and finally Tim stood up and said, "Stupid randomly placed rug."
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Nov 12, 2005 13:17:55 GMT -5
Claire struggled and screamed as the van sped down the road Let me go you f**kers!!! she screamed, as she fell all over the place, banging her head off the padded walls Minutes later, she was in the insane asylum. She looked out the window and saw...
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Nov 12, 2005 23:38:33 GMT -5
...a giant pink bunny rabbit! But then, Danny popped out of the bunny suit (!) and said in a very masculine voice, "Don't worry, m'darling, I have come to rescue you!" Claire smiled and said, "Okay!!!", and climbed out of the window into Danny's arms, but all the while she was wondering why dear old Tim, Johnny, and Allie hadn't come to save her.
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Nov 25, 2005 19:07:21 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Allie was sipping bacardi with Tim and Johnny in a bar. After a while, she had become quite inebriated, was slurring her words and began picking fights with Tim and Johnny. "What do you mean I can't be in your new movie Tim"?! she hiccuped, angrily. Just then Danny burst in the door with Claire in his arms.
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Nov 25, 2005 19:38:02 GMT -5
"Er..." said Tim, quite flustered and unaware that he even HAD an upcoming movie, "you...uh...can?" "HAY!!!!!!" yelled Johnny, very angry, and also slightly inebriated, "YOU PROMISED ME!!!" and with that, he jumped out of his seat at slapped a very confused Tim upside the head. Danny, also somewhat confused, remembered that he had just made an entrance and had to follow it up with a snazzy line, but couldn't think of one at the moment.
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Nov 26, 2005 15:23:48 GMT -5
Johnny and Tim began to argue, and it soon turned into a brawl. "I never liked you *hiccup* Tim!" Johnny said, pushing him. Claire and Allie began to chant "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Danny, seeing all of this, dropped Claire to the ground and shouted "ENOUGH"! All was silent and he said to them all "I know it's a little early for christmas.... but I have a present for you" and with that he began to make the most beautiful Elfman music with an orchestra who had appeared from no where.
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Nov 26, 2005 19:49:52 GMT -5
Well, gorgeous Elfman music gets to everyone, so the whole bar broke into hysterics. Even Claire, who was laying on the floor after being dropped, and even Allie, with a bottle of Jack Daniel's in her hand, and even Johnny, who was sobbing uncontrollably on Tim's shoulder. Danny seemed pleased with the amazing abilities of his music, so he smiled and patted himself on the back.
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Nov 26, 2005 20:14:53 GMT -5
After a while, people still hadnt ceased crying. Danny feeling bad, although at the same time genius, turned to the orchestra and they began to play the Catcf credits. Suddenly, everyone looked up and Danny saw the tears were now smiles as they rejoiced at the funky music. "Catcf!!!!!!!" Claire and Allie shouted, and they began to waltz around the room. Tim and Johnny, seeing this, began to do the same, as did everyone in the bar.
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Nov 29, 2005 23:07:01 GMT -5
Everyone was waltzing, and it was quite a funny sight. (Can you imagine: drunk people waltzing to funky DE music?) Tim was waltzing with Johnny, and Claire was waltzing with Allie, when Claire accidentally bumped into a giant cello from the orchestra. The player was infuriated and jumped up and hit Claire over the head with his huge instrument, and she was knocked unconscious. Allie was mad that she lost her waltzing partner, so she grabbed a nearby tuba and knocked out the cello player, which started a huge riot between DE's orchestra and angry drunkards.
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Post by Cici_Rose on Nov 29, 2005 23:35:10 GMT -5
XDDD Holy cr@p..lol, you guys are way too funny..keep updating it~!! ^__^
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Nov 30, 2005 17:48:40 GMT -5
Lol thank you caity! ;D "AHHHHHH"! danny screamed, "I can't win with you imbasils"!!!!!! But no-one was listening to the poor man, because they were all fighting. "BAH, HUMBUG"! Claire shouted, picking up a violin and smashing it into the face of poor Tim, who held his bleeding nose in agony. Claire looked over to see Allie smashing some poor man's head into a piano, which caused an excruciatingly annoying piano smashing sound. Suddenly, the door opened and Tom cruise walked in. "I can help you people"! he said "with my (dramatic pause) scientology".
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Dec 1, 2005 20:47:20 GMT -5
Thanks, Cait! XD
Tim's face was covered with blood, and he couldn't see a thing; Johnny was unconscious on the floor, not that anyone noticed, knew why, or cared; and Claire was standing with a clarinet in her hand, about to whack Danny over the head with it, when everyone noticed Tom Cruise standing like those stereotyped brave movie hero characters at the door. "Ew," said Allie, "It's Tom Cruise! EVERYBODY RUN!!" So, the stupid drunks listened to her and ran. Where? Into the walls, into the door, into eachother, et cetera. Tom said, "Hey! This isn't Scientologistic! It's like...post-partum depression drugs! Screw that!" And with that lovely statement, he left.
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Dec 1, 2005 20:55:25 GMT -5
Phew, they all sighed simulataneously. "He's gone"! "Lets get outta here"! Allie said. Everyone nodded, walking out of the pub. Claire handed Danny back his clarinet, smiling awkwardly. Allie helped Tim up and carried him out the door. Johnny stopped to sign autographs for fans outside. "Ahh peace at last", they all thought.
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Dec 2, 2005 22:26:08 GMT -5
"HOLY FLAMING PENGUINS!" Tim shrieked suddenly, scaring the bejesus out of Claire, Danny, Johnny, and Allie. "What in God's name is it?" Danny inquired, quite annoyed that Tim had yelled into his good ear, to which Tim said "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY ALIENS!" Johnny, Danny, Claire, and Allie all rolled their eyes in slight amusement. See, Tim's a very tricky fellow and he likes pulling pranks, so everyone is quite accustomed to his behavior. "Hey Tim," said Allie, "Haven't you ever heard of the story about the little boy who cried wolf?" "No," said Tim, "But aren't you listening??? THE ALIENS ARE COMING! THE ALIENS ARE COMING!" Still no one believed him, so Claire then proceeded, with Johnny's approval, to slap Tim on the face.
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Dec 3, 2005 9:34:43 GMT -5
They were surprised when he didnt flinch after the slap... just stood there... listening to seemingly nothing. "Tim"! they shouted. "snap out of it"! He remained silent... Suddenly... a ferocious roar came from the sky and they looked up to see hundreds of U.F.O's above them. "AHHHHH"! They all screamed, grabbing hold of each other and trying to run as fast as they possibly could. Suddenly Tom Cruise appeared again. "I was trying to warn you", he said dramatically, "about the..." He was cut short suddenly, when an alien zapped him dead. "AHHH MARS ATTCKS"! Allie shouted, running...
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