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Post by Burton'sMuse on Nov 9, 2005 16:28:36 GMT -5
This was mine and Allie's idea... you see we had a cool story going back on the BYAMT forum, and suddenly there was some weird time warp and it deleted our posts... and that included our stories! So now this thread is so we can make more! And anyone who wants to join in in the purely fantasy, crazily random, Depp/Burton/Elfman stories can
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Nov 9, 2005 16:34:11 GMT -5
YAY!!!
But this is weird, because last time we did it in the 3 Random Post section, and now we have all this room to add on! So I have an idea. Say it in three sentences, so it's like our old story! XD
You can start when you want. I'm having trouble thinking today.
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Nov 9, 2005 16:42:34 GMT -5
Yay! good idea ok... where did we leave off?..... Having rescued us from the hospital, Johnny and Tim brought us out for milkshakes. We were eating, when I noticed Allie looking faint Suddenly, she fainted head first into her cake!
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Nov 9, 2005 17:17:22 GMT -5
I was just sitting there, with my face in the cake, and Tim was hystercially laughing. Cake was now seeping into my nose and mouth. Johnny noticed that I couldn't breathe, so he yelled, "DON'T WORRY! I'LL GIVE HER MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!"
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Nov 9, 2005 17:54:47 GMT -5
I became jealous at this, and pshed him out of the way, saying "No. I'll do it"! Johnny said "Aw but I wanna.." To which Tim said "Oh for god's sake, the girl's suffocating! Someone do it"!
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Post by Cici_Rose on Nov 9, 2005 18:53:54 GMT -5
XDD Oh man, I love it~ Lol, I don't want to interrupt, so, I'll just keep reading for now. ^ ^
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Nov 10, 2005 11:12:45 GMT -5
Haha, okey dokey. Johnny, although a little surprised at how Tim was being the rational one in this situation, said, "So I'll do it." Claire crossed her arms and said, "Fine..." Both she and Tim watched intently as Johnny walked over to where my lifeless body was headfirst in a nice, big, chocolatey chocolate cake.
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Nov 10, 2005 15:58:52 GMT -5
I screamed dramatically "She's dead! NOOO! Why do the good die so young?!0"0 Johnny and Tim stared at me blankly Johnny lifted Allie's face out of the big chocolate cake and gave her mouth to mouth. She gasped and took in a breath of air
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Nov 10, 2005 18:29:56 GMT -5
(Hey, I've decided to use third person like we used to. It's more fun. Proves the schizophrenic part of our syndrome. XD..)
Allie looked up and saw Johnny standing over her, with worry in his beautiful, lovely eyes. All of a sudden, forgetting the illegalness of the situation, she grabbed his shirt collar and kissed him. Claire then said, "Hey, no fair!", and reached over and kissed Tim.
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Post by Cici_Rose on Nov 10, 2005 19:16:03 GMT -5
Lol, this is getting better and better. I only wish it were me getting mouth-to-mouth from Johnny *Dreamy sigh* =P XD
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Nov 10, 2005 19:30:13 GMT -5
Lol Caity Tim was taken aback by Claire's sudden kiss, and tried to pull away, but she wouldn't let go Johnny kept on kissing a delighted Allie Suddenly, Vanessa Paradis and Helena Bonham Carter walked in..
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Nov 11, 2005 10:33:37 GMT -5
..and Danny Elfman appeared from where he had been standing for the past hour and cued the orchestra to start playing delightfully creepy scary music.. (DUN DUN DUN..) Vanessa saw Johnny kissing Allie and slapped him upside the head with her purse. "OUCH!" Johnny turned around to see a red-faced Vanessa glaring at him... "Uh-oh.."
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Nov 11, 2005 17:01:07 GMT -5
As the orchestra played dramatically, following danny's cue, Helena stormed over to tim "My god! she screamed, and kicked him in the shins Allie and Claire looked at each other, and said simulataneously "We can explain Van and helena"!
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Post by Insane Burtonite on Nov 11, 2005 19:49:33 GMT -5
"Please do!" said Vanessa, clearly angry, as she glared evilly at poor Johnny. Allie decided to try to explain: "Er...well, I fainted, see, here into this cake, and Johnny, your BRAVE, LOVING, ADORING husband Johnny, well, he...he saved my life!!!" Claire nodded convincingly and elbowed Tim to do the same.
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Post by Burton'sMuse on Nov 12, 2005 10:53:53 GMT -5
"And I eh," Claire began... "I was giving Tim mouth to mouth because he had fallen into some cake and was suffocating. Isn't that right Tim"? Tim nodded and helena and vanessa seemed convinced. So they left, with Johnny and Tim. On the way out, Tim tripped over a rug and banged his head off the side of a door. Seeing this, Claire went into another one of her fits of laughter. "thats it"! shouted Allie, "you're going back to that mental institution"!
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